I love it!!!! This should come with a beverage alert because I had to laugh so hard. I can quote my absolute highlights, but then I end up going over the limit a comments allows. The way you wrote this piece is smoothly and before I know it... I know it's to come, I have reached the end, wanting more :)

Bit this piece... lmao!

But I couldn’t do that to Beren, and besides Celegorm seemed to me to be being a bit shifty on the subject of Finrod. So I said no. Unfortunately Celegorm wasn’t very good at taking no for an answer, and even though Nargothrond wasn’t actually his (I never met Orodreth, he must have been either a fearful drip or very sneaky) he had the nerve to lock me up. His idea of suitable prison quarters was a bit better than Father’s but I wasn’t anymore reconciled. Unfortunately Celegorm – or maybe that bit was Curufin, anyway one or both was a bit more practical than Father, and had taken very firm steps to make the bolt on the door chant proof.

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My mistake, not that what happened was Huan’s fault, I’d foolishly overlooked Beren’s habit of throwing himself in front of things.

*giggle*snort*

I love this and I wonder if you have more of this kind of stories :) More? Please?