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This is the latest chapter in the story "Ilmarë the Handmaiden", which is an entry in the "Strong Woman" challenge. The details are below.

STORY TITLE: ILMARË THE HANDMAIDEN
CHAPTER TITLE: MALICE AFORETHOUGHT
AUTHOR: Digdigil
RATING: 14A for Mild to Medium Horror
WARNINGS: Since Melkor is a character in this story, and there are big spiders, too, I guess I would have to give people a squick warning if they are bothered by these sorts of things.

CHAPTER SUMMARY: Melkor has entered Niënna's house in order to talk to his sister and his niece, Ilmarë, about doing him a favour.

( CHAPTER SIX: MALICE AFORETHOUGHT )

Okay, this is Arandil's birthday present! I'm posting this now because Friday is going to be too busy a day and I'm not going to be here on Saturday! So you are getting an early birthday present, which I am posting to the SWG.

Now, having said that, this fic is a new thing for me. I don't usually do humour, so this might be pretty bad. Also, it's your fault, Arandil, because you said in your b'day card request that you would like to read something about Morgoth and Sauron. I also know that you don't like torture fics, but the torture in this one doesn't really count, does it? Read it and see! WARNINGS FOR BAD LANGUAGE INCLUDING SWEAR WORDS AND SOME BAD BEHAVIOUR BY THE DARK LORDS. ALSO FOR DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR. ALSO FOR REALLY, REALLY BAD WRITING.

Anyway, here it is. It's called "THE SHOWERS OF ANGBAND"( THE SHOWERS OF ANGBAND )